Love it when my friends bail on me.
June 2013
started from the bottom
and now i’m here
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
draw me like one of ur french fries
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
what about sunday
sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus
QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY
- me: skips tutorial
- me: how the fuck do you play this game
what do u put in a toaster
bread
this isnt even a joke
i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”
if you dont annoy me congratulations because 98% of people annoy me