• Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
• Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
• Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
• Obama: Supports gay marriage.
• Obama: Education for all!
• Obama: Universal healthcare!
• Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
• Americans: You're destroying this country.

Iron Man 3

• Pepper Potts: Remember when you told me to give myself only twelve percent credit?
• Tony Stark: Remember when I was flying into space, inevitably, to my doom and to save the entire world from an alien attack and you DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE?